...that I never thought I'd say:
"Lay down! I'll show you your poo-poo in a second!"
"Please don't drive the bus/car/stroller on your brother's head!"
"Yes, that's your brother's poo-poo and no you can't touch it!"
"You've had enough carrots today, would you like a cookie?" (OK, I have said that a few times, but each time I've said it I've laughed at myself and given her the carrot instead)
"Mommy doesn't want to read Shakespeare tonight, how about something else?"
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